If Julia ever goes back to Armando after all of this stupidity, I’m quitting television.
Here goes the sneak peek for tonight’s episode:
Julia: What are you doing here? I told you not to come back.
Armando: How could I not come back? I have to ask your forgiveness.
Julia: Forgiveness for what? For the way you talked to me or forgiveness for everything or…
Armando: Everything, Julia. Just forgive me, please.
Julia: There. Forgiven. But understand that this has nothing to do with you. You can leave without worries. I can’t believe that you don’t understand that this is something completely independent and that it has nothing to do with you.
Armando: Of course it has something to do with me. It has to do with me 100%. Because of me you’re a lesbian. You hate men.
Julia: *laughing* No, Armando, you’re very wrong. I can’t believe you’d say so many stupid things in the same sentence! Seriously, don’t think of yourself as so important. I’m not a lesbian nor am I anything because of you!
Armando: It’s a phase.
Julia: What?!
Armando: I understand it! But we can get through it together.
Julia: *facepalm* A phase?
Armando: Yes!
Julia: Together? What are you talking about? I’m going to repeat myself one more time and I hope it’s the last time I have to tell you like this: I’m with Mariana BECAUSE I WANT TO BE WITH MARIANA! Because we love each other!
Ileana: You decided to stay with Mariana?!
Alma: ILEANA!
Ileana: What??
Julia: Thanks a whole lot for coming to ruin everything. Now could you please get out of here and we’ll talk some other time?
What is Julia even doing at her mom’s house? Shouldn’t she be packing all her stuff into a U-haul by now? Or at the very least tearing Mariana’s clothes off again? Lesbianism, Julia, you’re doing it wrong.
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